Monday, November 21, 2011

That wHOle dance has been done before!

Nothing to bring you back to blogging like nude body suit with rhinestones on your private parts ;)

Sorry to my 2 followers for being MIA but work has totally gotten in my way of my blogging. I'll let you know, I have got my priorities straight again :)! So here's something fun to get us back into Katieism Mode!

Love her or hate her... B. Spears was at the top of her game in 2000. That year at the VMA's and in her "Toxic" music video, Britney busted out the infamous nude rhinestone body suit. TALK ABOUT A SHOCKER! On the VMA's every girl and guy couldn't help by stare. Of course the women were staring with jealousy telling their bfs/husbands if they had a million dollars they could look like that too. And the men were just hoping that a couple of those rhinestones would fall off... pervs! Anyhow the girl rocked it and would forever be known for that.
































That brings me to today. I wake up and the first thing I see is a headline with JLO wearing a NUDE RHINESTONE BODY SUIT.








































Let's go through all the reason's JLo thought this would work...
-"I was named the most beautiful person in the world by People Magazine"
-"I've got a huge a**"
-"I finally ditched that no name Latino singer"
-"I'm Jenny from the block"

Now let's visit all the reason's why it didn't...
-"You are twice the age Brit was and have 2 kids that probably are still being breast fed ... by a nanny... so I guess that doesn't count"
-"You are dating someone that could be your son"
-"No one can lip-sync like Britney"
-"And finally Britney was dating Justin Timberlake at the time.... DUH WINNING"

I do have to give props to JLO for being over 40, having two children, and rockin' that body. Those hips don't lie, that girl is fly but... Britney's root showing, no bra wearing, compulsive shaving head self, can sit comfortable knowing that the title of most PG-HOISH rests with her :)

Until the next rhinestone body suit...

PS- If you have ever worn one and think you look better than Britney and JLO, please submit those pictures to me and I will post for the group to vote on :)

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