In trying to think more positive about living for 26 years, I would like to share some thoughts with everyone...
26 Interesting Things I Have Learned
- Beer Bongs are named "Beer" bongs for a reason! A.K.A bonging jungle juice is a HUGE mistake unless you like seeing it go down and back up!
- Telling your husband to put the toilet seat down can backfire on you! So now instead of putting just the seat down, he puts the lid down as well so I have to do something to pee as well...BURN!
- Buying a new car with your student loans does not mean your student loans go away lol ;)
- Eating Reese's Pieces by the pound and drinking gallons of Mt. Dew WILL make you a big boned child.
- Living with a boy will never make you appreciate living with 4 other girls so much in your life!
- Being on a budget MIGHT be a good thing! (Don't tell Nate)
- Spending time with family you love is one of the most important things in your life!
- Double yellow lines on the road means you can't pass... I don't feel like that is on the driver's test!
- If you live in Kansas, you can convince your husband that Victoria Secret models are not real!
- Ketchup goes on everything including Mac & Cheese! Have you tried it...that is what I thought!
- Jean shorts should only be worn to County Stampede IF ANYWHERE, contrary to what my college pictures say!
- Lasik surgery is a gift from GOD!
- If you cried in High School running...ok walking most of a mile...one day you could run a 1/2 marathon :).
- The Hangover Movie CAN happen! Just ask my friends Shal & Katie... oh if my apt. walls could talk...we would know what the HELL happened lol!
- Drunk dialing someone you are dating 20 times in one night can back fire on you unless you are dating the ONE...right Nate ;).
- If you can sleep in a full bed with your husband for over 2 years and both people are still talking to each other... that is a HUGE accomplishment.
- Jumping out of a plane is awesome! The only thing that could make it better? Looking over and seeing your mom about to do the same thing!
- Body surfing at a KSU football game is an amazing feeling until you hit a patch of girls :(.
- Whoever invented Spinning hates BREATHING!
- Having a car that starts without a key is convenient and fun until your high school guy friends think it's funny to play hide and go seek with it!
- I am convinced that even though Matthew McConaughey does not where deodorant that his natural body smell is of an Abercrombie & Fitch model.
- Even though some people are in your life only for a short period of time, the can change it forever!
- You could bounce a quarter off Rascal Flatts's butts! Believe me... Halley Spellman and I know ;)!
- Watching your husband and mother run a race against each other after a night of drinking is priceless!
- When someone says "Just a second, I need to put on some chapstick"... he might be proposing to you so be ready :)!
- If you want to be rich, marry someone smart or buy lottery tickets. I have done both to try to increase my chances! So far I am still hanging with the common folk if that tells you anything ;)
Hey Katie! It's April, the crazy girl who did your nails. :) Happy belated birthday! This list totally cracked me up. I hope you pursue your art; don't be lazy like me! Haha.
ReplyDeleteP.S.- I totally agree with #21! ;)